My parents didnt let me watch winnie the pooh as a kid because he didnt wear pants
Sponge Robert Square Pantaloons
One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great
i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh:
one time I did a face swap with my Wendy’s cup and it was the scariest thing ever
Print it. Fuck it.
am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing
Make a way for the boss
"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"